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Have you ever prepared a certification ?
Well, for me, it’s the first time, and it proves a very nice occasion to learn stuff you should never do and hopefully will never meet in real code. Still, it’s fun like hell
So, what am I speaking about ?
Well, stuff like these :
 Java |  copy |? class ExtractsFromTheExams{ [...]

Can it get possibly worse?
This time it was well known developer Joe Stump, who had an important bug-fix for his company’s game Chess Wars sit in App Store limbo for six weeks. Finally, this morning an Apple representative named Richard called Stump to inform him why Chess Wars was being rejected after the six week [...]

oh my god…

myserver:~# apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/——\/
/ | ||
* /\—/\
~~ ~~
….”Have you mooed today?”…

I have to admit,
this video [...]